THE RULEZ!

Look, let's face it.

I'm not the worlds greatest dater...

I mean it's not that I'm bad at it...

I just don't know the rules.

So I made up a few of my own.

F#*($ the RULEZ!

1. I will text you when I am thinking of you.

2. I will email you when I see a cool article.

3. I will g-chat you the instant I see your name on my g-chat.

4. I will stop by places I know you like to hang out because that is where I will find you.

5. I want you to buy me presents when you are just thinking of me, and I will assume that if I don't get any presents it means you weren't thinking of me.

6. If I don't hear from you three days after we went on a date I will assume you are over me, and then I will spend the next week facebook/internet stalking you.

7. If I do hear from you within three days I know that you will want a serious relationship with me, and I will proceed to tell my friends and family about you.

I am looking forward to meeting anyone who will meet and understand my criteria for dating :)