YOM KIPPUR

I mean here's the thing. I appreciate taking the time to "atone," and reflect on the previous year and what you did and how you would change.

I'm all about reflection.

And sure, it's cool that the Jewish faith gives you this week where you can get your apologies in quick so that your bad deeds won't get marked against you. And yea, the clause for the apology is that it must be done in sincerity.

But, like, isn't that a little messed up?

Because what if I don't want to forgive you? What if I have spent this whole year in misery, but because you decide last minute to apologize, I have to forgive you for your HORRIBLE actions?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE DEAL ... If someone comes to you and apologizes you have to forgive them. Or else, let's face it, that will be your bad deed going in the book.

So instead this year.

Don't even bother apologizing.

BECAUSE APPARENTLY I NEED TO FORGIVE YOU ANYWAYS.

SO...

Happy Yom Kippur.

Don't f*&* up next year like you did this one ;)